Let $u,v$ be harmonic in $\mathbb{C}$ and assume that $v$ is the harmonic conjugate of $u$. Assume that $$u^3-3uv^2\ge 0\tag{$1$}$$ in $\mathbb{C}$. Prove that $u,v$ are constants.
I am not sure how to use $(1)$ and the LHS of $(1)$ need not be harmonic. Since $u,v$ are conjugates, $u_x=v_y,u_y=-v_x$. Since $u,v$ are harmonic, $u_{xx}+u_{yy}=v_{xx}+v_{yy}=0$. Moreover, $$u_{xx}=v_{xy}=v_{yx}\\v_{yy}=-u_{yx}=-u_{xy}\\u_{yy}=-v_{xy}=-v_{yx}\\v_{yy}=u_{yx}=u_{xy}$$ I am not sure how to use any of these equations since $(1)$ is an inequality and $(1)$ does not deal with derivatives. How can I show $u,v$ are constant?