This is probably going to turn out to be an embarrassment for me (took me an hour to get the courage to post this), but I can't figure this out.
Using the definition of cartesian product from wikipedia, we have $$\mathbb R^3=\big\{(x_1,x_2,x_3); x_1,x_2,x_3\in \mathbb R \big\}$$ $$\mathbb R^2=\big\{(x_1,x_2); x_1,x_2\in \mathbb R \big\}$$ $$\mathbb R^2 \times \mathbb R^3 = \big\{\big((x_1,x_2),(x_3,x_4,x_5)\big); (x_1,x_2) \in \mathbb R^2, (x_3,x_4,x_5) \in R^3 \big\} $$
Which does not seem to be equal to $\mathbb R^5$, which has $(x_1,x_2,x_3,x_4,x_5)$ as elements instead of ordered pairs of 2-tuples and 3-tuples.
Please make the universe functional again, thanks!