Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have a beer." The second says, "I'll have half a beer." The third says, "I'll have a quarter of a beer." The barman pulls out just two beers. The mathematicians are all like, "That's all you're giving us? How drunk do you expect us to get on that?" The bartender says, "Come on guys. Know your limits."
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1-1 because this is not a question. +1 because it was funny. – Em. Jun 13 '16 at 18:55
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Though this is amusing, it's not a question. – John Jun 13 '16 at 18:55
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I'm voting to close this question as off-topic because it is not a question. – Willie Wong Jun 13 '16 at 18:55
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3Hahaha.... this will be closed but is hilarious. – Masacroso Jun 13 '16 at 18:55
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3This joke is old, and only somewhat funny. This list contains several better(*) jokes. – JMoravitz Jun 13 '16 at 19:00
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Might be old, but I've never heard it :) – Em. Jun 13 '16 at 19:31
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I literally started laughing so hard in the students lab. Never came by a joke here not in the form of a degenerate, disrespectful trolling. – Meitar Abarbanel Jun 13 '16 at 19:42
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1Aleph naught mugs of beer on the bar, aleph naught mugs of beer, take one from that, drink it down, aleph naught mugs of beer... – coffeemath Jun 13 '16 at 21:27