Given that $$\begin{aligned} f(1)&=\text{partridge in a pear tree}\\ f(2)&=\text{turtle doves}\\ f(3)&=\text{French hens}\\ f(4)&=\text{calling birds}\\ f(5)&=\text{golden rings}\\ f(6)&=\text{geese a-laying}\\ f(7)&=\text{swans a-swimming}\\ f(8)&=\text{maids a-milking}\\ f(9)&=\text{ladies dancing}\\ f(10)&=\text{lords a-leaping}\\ f(11)&=\text{pipers piping}\\ f(12)&=\text{drummers drumming} \end{aligned}$$ formulate the lyrics to the song The Twelve Days of Christmas in summation form for maximum compactness.
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