EDIT: I have asked a better version of this question here.
Why does the distance from a point to itself need to be $0$? Doesn't it only need to be the smallest distance possible in that space? Do we not obtain an equivalent theory of metric spaces if we declare that $\forall a,b,c,d(a,a)≤d(b,c)$ and $\forall x,y, d(x,x) =d(y,y)$? What "goes wrong" if we substitute these two axioms for the usual $d(x,x) = 0$?
d(x,y)=ϵ ⟺ x=yThis doesn't follow from the conditions stated in the posted question. Maybe you should articulate the complete definition of $\operatorname{d}(x,y)$ that you have in mind.why I've lost the triangle inequalityWhat would be $\operatorname{d}(\epsilon\cdot x, \epsilon \cdot x),$? – dxiv Jun 13 '17 at 05:04