Not sure, maybe it's trivial... Thought about that during my shower this morning.
My intuition is as follows. Let $x'=\arg\min_x f(x)^2$. For all $h$, we should have $$f(x+h)^2\ge f(x)^2$$ Then, since $f(x)>1$, we have $f(x)^2\ge f(x)$. Therefore, we also have $$f(x+h)^2\ge f(x)^2 \ge f(x)$$ And now.... I'm stuck.