The definition of a scheme is mind-blowing by its generality: since $\mathbb{Z}$ is a ring of Krull dimension 1, the set of prime numbers is a line. While this draws superb connections between geometry and arithmetic, simple geometric concepts are not so easy to define as schemes.
Consider the line $\mathbb{R}$, line segment $[0,1]$ and a triangle. Those are meant as intuitive geometric figures that we can draw on paper, and I try give them precise definitions as schemes. I expect them all to have Krull dimension 1, so I equip them with the topology of finite sets as closed sets. For the structural sheaf of rings $\mathcal{O}$, on the line and the segment I take the rational fractions valued in $\mathbb{R}$. It seems the stalk $\mathcal{O}_x$ at each point $x$ is a local ring, as required. So I have locally ringed spaces for the line and the segment, and wonder if they are affine schemes (isomorphic to the spectrum of some ring), or openly covered by affine schemes.
The triangle is a little harder because I failed to define the sheaf of rings of rational fractions with a single variable $x$ (embedded in the plane the triangle has 2 variables $x,y$ to index it). Can we recover the triangle as the gluing of 3 schemes isomorphic to the line segment? Whatever the definition of the triangle's scheme, I expect it to be nonsingular, except at its 3 tips, which should be singularities (tangent spaces of dimension 2 probably).