In a certain math joke, the humor comes from the insight that having four people who are each 6ft away from one another is absurd because it violates the Pythagorean theorem.
This made me wonder whether such a setup is actually possible in a certain space. I wondered whether you could find four points, all separated by the same geodesic distance, in some smooth manifold---maybe an elliptical space or a hyperbolic space where the Pythagorean theorem no longer applies.
I tried on a sphere (as a representative of an elliptic space), since I'm familiar enough with polar coordinates to do the calculations—but I couldn't find a configuration.
Is it possible after all? I'm looking for a hopefully elementary manifold (such as a sphere or hyperboloid) with four mutually equidistant points. If it is possible, I hope to construct an example where I could draw a picture and compute the geodesic lengths. (I think this is equivalent to saying that the surface can be embedded in 3D space.) Exotic topological spaces, e.g. discrete spaces, aren't useful here. I think this is about geometry, which is an area I'm less familiar with. I also know you can always embed $n+1$ points equidistantly in an $n$ dimensional space via a simplex— but here I'm hoping for a smooth 2D surface in 3D space.